Flathead County Police Blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/28/2019 at 11:25 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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1:20 a.m. Someone reported seeing a suspicious vehicle.

3:17 a.m. A Libby man lost his gun.

10:34 a.m. A man fell off a roof.

10:57 a.m. A group of drunk guys were jumping in front of moving log trucks.

12:18 p.m. Someone keeps calling a Libby woman demanding that she give them $300.

3:30 p.m. Someone broke into a Libby home.

4:41 p.m. A Libby man wanted an officer to talk to his neighbor who never watches his dogs.

6:46 p.m. A Libby resident reported that a car with two kids inside it has been parked in front of their business for more than six hours.

7:41 p.m. A Libby man said his neighbor shot his cat. The man confronted his neighbor, who denied it, but he was reportedly holding a gun while he denied it.

9:50 p.m. Someone found an injured owl and they didn’t know what to do with it.

12:23 a.m. A whole bunch of youths were “hooting and hollering” at a party in Libby.

12:45 a.m. Five guys were throwing bottles in the middle of the road.

8 a.m. A man lost his guitar at the farmers market and wanted some help finding it.

12:52 p.m. Someone in Libby found a “couple of cats” that looked as if they needed a home.

2 p.m. A creepy van was parked on the corner.

2:20 p.m. Someone pocket dialed 911.

2:29 p.m. A local man was worried about his daughter and her weed-growing boyfriend.

3:33 p.m. A woman was jumping into traffic in Kalispell.

5:10 p.m. A Kalispell woman’s daughter was “freaking out.”

5:12 p.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 to complain about the eight or nine people living in the apartment above her. Apparently, they “talk and run around all night long.”

5:16 p.m. A Libby woman reported that the screen door was stolen right off the front of her house.

6:12 p.m. A fair worker disappeared. He was later found.

7:10 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that he went to the fair with two friends. Upon their arrival, the two friends apparently turned on him and stole his wallet.

8:09 p.m. A man passed out drunk in the lobby of an area business.

8:19 p.m. A Kalispell woman apparently broke into an area apartment and started squatting. The owner of the apartment reported finding food and feces everywhere.

8:21 p.m. There was a drunk guy on a motorcycle.

9:47 p.m. A Libby man was upset that his neighbors were launching fireworks, some of which were hitting his house.

10:43 p.m. A white SUV was swerving all over the road.

10:57 p.m. A cat was stuck in a wheat mill.

11:23 p.m. A man on a ride at the fair pocket dialed 911.

1:30 a.m. Several people were fighting in a parking lot.

2:33 a.m. A woman stole a six-pack from an area gas station.

3:45 a.m. An early morning fight broke out at an area campground.

7:17 a.m. A bike got stolen.

7:48 a.m. Someone drove a car into a Kalispell man’s garage door.

9:13 a.m. Someone drove their foot into a Kalispell man’s fence.

11:23 a.m. A man was screaming at people at an area water park.

12:30 p.m. A bike was stolen.

1:56 p.m. “Butt dial.”


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/28/2019 at 11:56

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“ 6:12 p.m. A fair worker disappeared. He was later found.”

What? Carnies are so reliable usually. Le shock!


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/28/2019 at 12:01

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“ 8:19 p.m. A Kalispell woman apparently broke into an area apartment and started squatting. The owner of the apartment reported finding food and feces everywhere.”

It appears she was squatting in more ways than one. I wonder if she was squat in stature. Then she’d be a squat squatter squatting.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/28/2019 at 12:36

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Derned Libby-rals always causin’  trouble. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/28/2019 at 13:47

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3:17 a.m. A Libby man lost his gun. 

I’m torn here, on one hand, I think if you are misplacing your deadly weapon, you probably aren’t responsible enough to own one (at least make him take a safety class or something), on the other, I do appreciate that he did report it (even though it probably doesn’t make much difference).


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/28/2019 at 13:54

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I was hoping he'd run off to join the circus.


Kinja'd!!! ST80MND > Chariotoflove
08/28/2019 at 13:56

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LOL I see what you did there.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/28/2019 at 15:46

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7:10 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that he went to the fair with two friends. Upon their arrival, the two friends app arently turned on him and stole his wallet.

Are these the same friends that didn’t tell you about mountain biking the other week?


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > TheRealBicycleBuck
08/29/2019 at 02:44

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Apparently this is a thing that happens from time to time. There was that Packers player that got arrested for breaking into some w oman’s house and befouling her laundry hamper.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/lookit/2014/7/18/5915825/remember-that-time-najeh-davenport-pooped-in-a-hamper